Encyclopediascope: adnozil
By Tom Samuels
German nasal spray advertisement. Need I say more? Or write more? The joke is already there. Why not stop here? Well, I can't. As Meister Diddy vonts said, "Won't stop, and even I can't do it. I'd love to stop, and retire into a hilly German village on the zib. Why zib?" Good quote from Diddy.
I must say or write, and say right now that I'm not that xlever. No. Filty zarb in the zone of clobber Clanuels ZZCC. That's right, and love be wrong simultaneously. Sinuels. Hateueueuels. Opposituals - opposite rituals where all you do is sit, and let the opposites fly.
Q: Nonsense! Why can't you PLEASE make sense?
A: Because you don't own me. You don't. Stop trying to tell me what to do, ya big bully audience. Yeah you. Enough... that's not fair. Not fair at all. The audience did nothing to hurt you, Timuels! Nothing!
But I have to say, let me do what I want. I may not gain the world's favor, or the right-wing's favor, same thing, but... get that? World is right-wing. Break your mind into pieces I will. Not fair.. I say. Not fair. World's fair in love and warped minds. Warped HATE into other parallel dimensions, which by definition, do not touch our dimensions, but I'm special I'm really not. Who is more special than the loneliest fool in town. Who? Irving Berlin? A dog? Pay attention?
I'm wrecking my brand of clear compromise, you know, putting everything on the table. Well, too bad. No sir. No no. I don't need your help; for I am an independent foolzoolstoolroolz four, ma man.
Ugly zilly silly zill ug zord. Za za za. One more: Za. Eh.. just one more: Za. Ok, I'll stop here........ how will I transfer this into writing? Well, full disclosure, I figured this out beforehand by writing it. Sorry to kill your dream that was of no consequence any nose. This is like a building that constantly falls down, and you need to rebuild it in your mind. I'll keep it that way.
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Tom was born in Allentown, PA, twenty-four years ago. He graduated from West Chester University with a B.A. in Communication Studies, and is currently studying the field of Creativity in graduate school. He has a comprehensive library on the history of American music, including biographies, recordings and sheet music.
By Tom Samuels
German nasal spray advertisement. Need I say more? Or write more? The joke is already there. Why not stop here? Well, I can't. As Meister Diddy vonts said, "Won't stop, and even I can't do it. I'd love to stop, and retire into a hilly German village on the zib. Why zib?" Good quote from Diddy.
I must say or write, and say right now that I'm not that xlever. No. Filty zarb in the zone of clobber Clanuels ZZCC. That's right, and love be wrong simultaneously. Sinuels. Hateueueuels. Opposituals - opposite rituals where all you do is sit, and let the opposites fly.
Q: Nonsense! Why can't you PLEASE make sense?
A: Because you don't own me. You don't. Stop trying to tell me what to do, ya big bully audience. Yeah you. Enough... that's not fair. Not fair at all. The audience did nothing to hurt you, Timuels! Nothing!
But I have to say, let me do what I want. I may not gain the world's favor, or the right-wing's favor, same thing, but... get that? World is right-wing. Break your mind into pieces I will. Not fair.. I say. Not fair. World's fair in love and warped minds. Warped HATE into other parallel dimensions, which by definition, do not touch our dimensions, but I'm special I'm really not. Who is more special than the loneliest fool in town. Who? Irving Berlin? A dog? Pay attention?
I'm wrecking my brand of clear compromise, you know, putting everything on the table. Well, too bad. No sir. No no. I don't need your help; for I am an independent foolzoolstoolroolz four, ma man.
Ugly zilly silly zill ug zord. Za za za. One more: Za. Eh.. just one more: Za. Ok, I'll stop here........ how will I transfer this into writing? Well, full disclosure, I figured this out beforehand by writing it. Sorry to kill your dream that was of no consequence any nose. This is like a building that constantly falls down, and you need to rebuild it in your mind. I'll keep it that way.
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Tom was born in Allentown, PA, twenty-four years ago. He graduated from West Chester University with a B.A. in Communication Studies, and is currently studying the field of Creativity in graduate school. He has a comprehensive library on the history of American music, including biographies, recordings and sheet music.
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