On Scar
By Brad Nelson
Hi, and welcome to OnScar. The owner of the automobile you are attempting to steal has requested activation of OnScar theft-deterrent protocol 789-346-528-ZULU.
Doors locked.
Seatbelt disengaged.
Steering wheel disengaged.
Remote navigation initiated.
Accelerator depressed.
55 mph attained.
The local police have been notified.
65 mph attained.
The local hospital has not.
75 mph attained.
An ambulance will not be necessary.
85 mph attained…
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Brad Nelson is a former backyard samurai and blue jeans Zen master who spends most of his time now on the back porch with his pipe and a cup of coffee. He retired his sword and took up the pen after serving five years as an interrogator in the U.S. Army.
By Brad Nelson
Hi, and welcome to OnScar. The owner of the automobile you are attempting to steal has requested activation of OnScar theft-deterrent protocol 789-346-528-ZULU.
Doors locked.
Seatbelt disengaged.
Steering wheel disengaged.
Remote navigation initiated.
Accelerator depressed.
55 mph attained.
The local police have been notified.
65 mph attained.
The local hospital has not.
75 mph attained.
An ambulance will not be necessary.
85 mph attained…
- - -
Brad Nelson is a former backyard samurai and blue jeans Zen master who spends most of his time now on the back porch with his pipe and a cup of coffee. He retired his sword and took up the pen after serving five years as an interrogator in the U.S. Army.
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