LETTER TO MR. DEATH
By John D. Brooke


Mr. Sam Sisyphus
Mountain View
Olympia
(364) 141 06 58
Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Re: Termination of Life-Time Loan

Mr. Angel of Death
Grim Reaper Collection Agency
666 Stygian Way
River Styx, Hades

Attention Mr. Death

Dear Mr. Death:

LIFE-TIME LOAN TERMINATION

Happily, and with the greatest respect, I accept your personal invitation to attend your “Danse Macabre”, on the twenty-eighth of August.

It will be a banner day for me, as I am obligated to consummate a Mormon marriage to a sweet eighteen year old blond. She will be my third wife.

As you are well aware I’m eighty-six years old. This wedding to yet another young vigorous girl will surely tax my remaining virility to its very limit.

It will be a relief to have my Life -Time Loan Terminated upon completion of the nuptials. My bride gets all my worldly goods, this guarantees her a vigorous young lover, as my legacy.

Yours Literally,

Samuel Sisyphus

CJB

cc: God,
Guardian Angel